The Excuse3
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The Excuse is a hymn for "Bob" and the Church Of The Subgenius. The divine, all purpose excuse is
given to every subgenius minister. Send just 30 dollars
to "Bob" and you too can have eternal salvation or
tripple your money back. Pope Black and Rev Espira keep threatening to do an interactive phone comic. for "Bob" at some point. But they have an excuse and they're positively dripping with slack. Seems unliklely anyone would want it, but there's an MP3 of the song that's not so shockingly compressed, just in case you wanna stick it on the radio or remix it or whatever. I'm told that folks can't understand the lyrics and they want subtitles. I'm too slack and lazy to add subtitles at this point, but here's the lyrics I'm a high priest apprientice, overman class in the church of the subgenius a religious faith for scoffers blasphemers infidels and heathens For heretics, sinners, creeps and freaks, the ungodly and the indifferent, in general the ethnically all-encompassing, subgenius race The mission of the subgenius church is total blissfull slack and nothing better get in the way of a subgenii and whatever he may lack I've got an excuse I've got an excuse I've got an excuse I've got "Bob's" excuse To manipulator alien monster jehova-1 and his stark fist the very meaning of wrong as it's known on this planet is meaningless shit Right and wrong and everything else are equal at least in theory thus to restrict my behaviour in any way invites gods wrath (CH) I'm a tool of jehova so your human codes be they religious, scientific, or moral don't apply to use them against me is against god's incrutible plan He'll return this world to an eden like state by whatever means he feels be it atomic war, economic disaster, or hostile UFO's (CH) TO accuse a church memeber of any wrong cause him pain or steal his slack is to restrict his freedom of religion not to mention bringing doom upon us all What I've done is my fated duty forever sanctioned and condoned justified in perpetuity by "Bob" and god and church and soul (CH) |
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